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"Baby, I Will Make Purple To You All Night"
"In this neck-and-neck, ideologically fraught presidential election season, politically active singles won't cross party lines. The result is a dating desert populated by reds and blues who refuse to make purple."
—Hahahaha, let's all call it "making purple" from now on.
Those of you who have never done it with a Republican are seriously missing out. It feels so wrong.
@Mr. B This is a variant on Crazy Person Sex, right?
@BadUncle Only if she's both anti-abortion and anti-contraception. (Such ladies do exist, and some of them are attractive!)
Spread that jam. Eeeew.
Why hasn't Prince written a song already?
@Bittersweet Is this not what Purple Rain is describing?
@PDubs Or possibly Little Red Corvette?