Monday, October 29th, 2012
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"Baby, I Will Make Purple To You All Night"

"In this neck-and-neck, ideologically fraught presidential election season, politically active singles won't cross party lines. The result is a dating desert populated by reds and blues who refuse to make purple."
—Hahahaha, let's all call it "making purple" from now on.

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Mr. B (#10,093)

Those of you who have never done it with a Republican are seriously missing out. It feels so wrong.

BadUncle (#153)

@Mr. B This is a variant on Crazy Person Sex, right?

Mr. B (#10,093)

@BadUncle Only if she's both anti-abortion and anti-contraception. (Such ladies do exist, and some of them are attractive!)

BadUncle (#153)

Spread that jam. Eeeew.

Bittersweet (#765)

Why hasn't Prince written a song already?

PDubs (#239,024)

@Bittersweet Is this not what Purple Rain is describing?

@PDubs Or possibly Little Red Corvette?

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