Thursday, September 13th, 2012

Wide Array Of Convenience Store Crappers Heralded

"Billed as the world's largest convenience store, the 67,000-square-foot colossus on Interstate 35 between Austin and San Antonio is 20 times the size of a 7-Eleven and longer than a football field. It features 60 gasoline pumps, 80 soda dispensers, 31 cash registers, 23 flavors of fudge and entire aisles devoted to varieties of popcorn and beef jerky. The pièce de résistance: 84 gleaming toilets, each with its own dispenser of hand sanitizer and shined at all hours by a small army of attendants."

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hockeymom (#143)

And they probably don't limit the size of your soda, either.

Vicky (#7,168)

Yeah, but it's still no Wall Drug.

deepomega (#1,720)

A small army of toilet attendants? Sounds like MAObama's found a new way to prepare for the coming Civil War 2.

dado (#102)

Since when do people gleam in toilets?

petejayhawk (#1,249)

Fuck that. Iowa-80 'til I die.

ls210 (#12,634)

lulz…i done passed by it a lot on my way up to austin but i've never gone in before…

BadUncle (#153)

Laugh all you want. But I'll be there are more varieties of microwavable burritos in those freezers, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

RachelTheC (#187,198)

Buckees is also great because the bathroom stalls are full doors. Nobody can hear your shame or identify you by your shoes.

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