Friday, September 7th, 2012
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Who's Not Dead Today?

Today, Salman Rushdie is not dead. YET.

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hockeymom (#143)

Maybe she confused him with Art Modell?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

I think God is saving Salman filet er.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@SidAndFinancy: I mean Allah. Allah've our seafood is on special. Just don't Rushdie chef.

Dave Bry (#422)

Wow, @SidAndFinancy! Something like kudos, but maybe not exactly kudos, something slightly different than real and actual "kudos," but something indicating that I am impressed—to you!

pissy elliott (#397)

Sonia Gandhi doesn't have a verified account?

Smitros (#5,315)

I think the language may need to be changed to accommodate the difference between Twitter dead and real dead.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@Smitros: I heart the Hell out of this comment, Smitros.

Smitros (#5,315)

@SidAndFinancy Am here to help, thanks.

OT: Jen, koukla, do you still not have enough money? Why are you advertising bottled water, which is a terrible waste of resources?

deepomega (#1,720)

Is this a good time to talk about Padma Lakshmi?

doublewindsor (#232,964)

In college I named my goldfish Norman Mailer. It died and two days later the real Norman Mailer died. Maybe I should try it again.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@doublewindsor: Don't try college again. Be a tradesman instead.

Any word on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?

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