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Who's Not Dead Today?
NOVELIST SALMAN RUSHDIE DIES IN NEW YORK. No others informations.
— Sonia Gandhi (@SGandhiCongress) September 7, 2012
Told that Rushdie death tweet is fake. Apologies. #sigh
— Joshua Green (@JoshuaGreen) September 7, 2012
Today, Salman Rushdie is not dead. YET.
Maybe she confused him with Art Modell?
I think God is saving Salman filet er.
@SidAndFinancy: I mean Allah. Allah've our seafood is on special. Just don't Rushdie chef.
Wow, @SidAndFinancy! Something like kudos, but maybe not exactly kudos, something slightly different than real and actual "kudos," but something indicating that I am impressed—to you!
@Dave Bry http://www.kudosbar.com/
Sonia Gandhi doesn't have a verified account?
I think the language may need to be changed to accommodate the difference between Twitter dead and real dead.
@Smitros: I heart the Hell out of this comment, Smitros.
@SidAndFinancy Am here to help, thanks.
OT: Jen, koukla, do you still not have enough money? Why are you advertising bottled water, which is a terrible waste of resources?
@Smitros: http://www.theawl.com/2012/09/when-the-music-is-the-safe-bet#comment-270585
Is this a good time to talk about Padma Lakshmi?
In college I named my goldfish Norman Mailer. It died and two days later the real Norman Mailer died. Maybe I should try it again.
@doublewindsor: Don't try college again. Be a tradesman instead.
Any word on Generalissimo Francisco Franco?