Friday, September 28th, 2012

Mitt Romney Will Dock Your Boat

“Both Mitt and I have summer places up in New Hampshire on Lake Winnipesaukee. And a few summers ago I was taking my grandchildren and children to town in the boat for ice cream. And we got into the docks and they were all full and I looked around, there was no place to park, so we stopped at the end of a dock. They all jumped off and ran up the dock. And I realized there was nobody in the boat to help me dock the boat, handle the ropes, do anything – they just left me out there at sea. So I finally found a place to park after about 20 minutes, and I pulled in, I said, ‘Who’s going to grab the rope?,’ and I looked up and there was Mitt Romney. So he pulled me in, he tied up the boat for me. He rescued me just as he’s going to rescue this great country.”
—Marriott International chairman Bill Marriott explains how Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney is going to help all of us anchor the recreational watercraft we keep at our second home.


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hershmire (#233,671)

There are really two Americas; and never the twain shall meet.

BadUncle (#153)

no place to park

Old Man and the Sea this is not.

riggssm (#760)

Mike Allen's placement of tidbits like this are what continue to make Playbook worthwhile.

I believe you mean "fifth home."

stuffisthings (#1,352)

Isn't the Republican line that a rising tide lifts all boats? If Mitt Romney has tethered your boat to a dock, then when the tide rises you'll be pulled under and drown!

LondonLee (#922)

"He rescued me but the rest of you can fucking drown"

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