Friday, August 17th, 2012
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You're Sad Because Your Cat Wants You To Die

"A parasite thought to be harmless and found in many people may actually cause subtle changes in the brain, leading to suicide attempts, according to new research."

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deepomega (#1,720)

Maybe it's just that depressed people tend to get cats, which give them toxo. But the cats are never very good at talking them out of suicide.

NominaStultorum (#1,638)

@deepomega
"Why don't you ever want to play?
I'm tired of this piece of string.
You sleep as much as I do now
And you don't eat much of anything."

Neff Conner@twitter (#237,636)

@NominaStultorum
"i know you're strong." – Virtute

Smitros (#5,315)

So this is what Cypress Hill was singing about.

Toxoplasma changes rodent brains so cats can catch them more easily, and makes people depressed so they're home more with their cats. Basically, cats are way ahead of us on the genetic engineering front.

BadUncle (#153)

You call it a parasite. And I call it my conscience.

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