Wednesday, August 15th, 2012
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What Kinds Of Bears Will Eat You If You're Menstruating?

"Women who might think twice about a summer trip to a national park can now officially rest assured: it turns out that menstrual odors do not attract bear attacks, according to a paper by the National Park Service." But watch out for polar bears, who "were found to consume used tampons, while ignoring unused tampons."

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BadUncle (#153)

And to those we lost in the control group for this study, the National Parks Service would like to offer a deeply-felt "sorry-about-that."

Smitros (#5,315)

From: Smitros

To: Bears

Dudes, gross.

skahammer (#587)

But if you're hiking with a menstruating woman — then who the hell has time to worry about bears?

Lunelady (#237,215)

@skahammer Hahaha! This is too true.

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

Well clearly these are Orthodox bears.

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