Tom Cruise is 50 today, but that is probably the least of his worries right now.
If you've been paying attention, his skin and bones may be 50 years old, but Thetans such as he are a trillion years old.
He has the same problem as the rest of us. Never enough closet space.
His birthday card from Rupert probably got lost in the mail.
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