Monday, July 30th, 2012
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"Then it’s time for the gang bang"

"At 3:15 the models take a break to text and snack on rainbow Twizzlers. Then it’s time for the gang bang."
I've known plenty of happy long-term threesome couples, so I don't find this tale of a very content throuple particularly shocking or exciting, but you sure gotta love having these two sentences together.

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Maxine4Mayor (#236,357)

This is my favorite part of the article: "The throuple’s house upstate is a rambling place with rooms for every mood and plenty of lawn for the dogs to run around on. There’s a pool, a formal garden, a sunroom, a balcony, and a veranda—throwbacks to a genteel era of differentiated leisure zones. The place is capacious enough to be spooky in winter and guest-friendly in summer. When I show up for a weekend visit, Benny pours bourbons and takes me on a tour of the throuple’s art collection, of which Jason is head curator. We start with a pair of photographs beneath a Warhol print in Jason’s office."

SeanP (#4,058)

@Maxine4Mayor This is good. And a minor head scratcher: "'a patchwork quilt of differently shaped squares in muted colors'". I… I didn't know squares came in more than one shape.

deepomega (#1,720)

Pull-n-Peel or get the fuck out.

collier (#13,548)

@deepomega : Seriously, the "rainbow" ones are so fucking grody. Chocolate ones are the best.

davetar (#1,114)

I think I'm more grossed out by the rainbow twizzlers than your average evangelical would be by the gay sex. Seriously a bafflingly bad candy.

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