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The New Way To Get Drunk For People Who Suck
"Called ‘Air’ (Alcohol Inspired Refresher), the carbonated alcoholic drink is virtually tasteless, colorless, odourless—like alcohol that tastes like water—so no one will know you’re getting drunk on it. The malt-based mixture contains 4% alcohol, and also comes in berry and citrus flavors."
Comes in two flavors, douche and irregular.
This makes Zima look positively sophisticated!
Well, OK, not really. Zima is ass.
For those who like getting drunk but dislike the taste of alcohol
Oh, so 14-year-olds.
I've noticed lately the Jack Daniels has been going down like iced tea, but I think that's just me.
Just as long as it comes in eye drops.
So, it's basically a mixer?
So they invented adding water to vodka?