Soft, Pretty Things Have Gooder Smartness

“WOMEN appear to have won a decisive victory in the battle of the sexes. Psychologists have found female IQ scores have risen above men’s for the first time…. One possible explanation is that women’s lives have become more demanding as they multitask between raising a family and doing a job. Another is that women have a slightly higher potential intelligence than men and are only now realising it.”
—Or maybe men are getting not as smart now. Maybe all those years of crushing beer cans against our skull and watching organized sports have made the thinky-splodge inside our headbone become dumbified. Only theory. Me no know for sure.

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