Thursday, July 26th, 2012
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Florida Now the Gunniest State in America

Terrific news! Florida is about to be the first state in the US of A to hit a million residents with concealed carry permits. (Fun fact: "the majority, 243,505, are between the ages of 51 and 65." And 80% are male.) Now, Florida, the fourth most populous state, has 19 million people. So it's not like EVERY dude has a gun. Just the ones who'll get out of their car all mad after they rear-end you.

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thematt (#222,196)

I was surprised to learn that 243,505 people are a majority of a million-person group, but, yeah, Florida!

zidaane (#373)

I get a Charlie Brown vibe from George.

Jared (#1,227)

Won't be too hard to find a jury of his peers.

cherrispryte (#444)

Can I throw an idea out there? Just an idea?

What if we only let women have guns? Men could borrow them if they wanted to go hunting, I guess, but in general – no guns for dudes.

Thoughts? (I am not sure myself if I am kidding or not.)

deepomega (#1,720)

@cherrispryte Preeeetty sure you're forgetting about the "no girls allowed" clause of the constitution.

cherrispryte (#444)

@cherrispryte I am shocked I haven't gotten more flack for saying this.

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