Thursday, June 14th, 2012

You're Sleepy Because You Suck And You Sag

"More than one in every 10 Americans feels drowsy during the day, and the leading causes appear to be fatness and sadness."

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Oh whew! Thought for a moment there it might be sedentary overwork.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Also, I just want to say thanks for keeping it real with the indie/alternative/punk externalization of self-loathing — whenever anybody says they miss the 80s or 90s I point them here. And then I never hear from them again! (I assume they keep falling into a Norelco ad.)

Does this explain all the sleep-eating I do at work?

I'm tired of other people's fatness. It makes me sad.

C_Webb (#855)

When I need to stay awake, I just find something to enrage me. The internet makes this easy! Perks me right up.

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