Thursday, June 14th, 2012
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You're Sleepy Because You Suck And You Sag

"More than one in every 10 Americans feels drowsy during the day, and the leading causes appear to be fatness and sadness."

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dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Oh whew! Thought for a moment there it might be sedentary overwork.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Also, I just want to say thanks for keeping it real with the indie/alternative/punk externalization of self-loathing — whenever anybody says they miss the 80s or 90s I point them here. And then I never hear from them again! (I assume they keep falling into a Norelco ad.)

Does this explain all the sleep-eating I do at work?

I'm tired of other people's fatness. It makes me sad.

C_Webb (#855)

When I need to stay awake, I just find something to enrage me. The internet makes this easy! Perks me right up.

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