Wednesday, June 6th, 2012

The Significance Of Sideboob

"You can see the sides of all their boobs, you become an expert on sideboob, on assessing the different kinds, the different types of exposure, the different ways boobs are held in place, or not held in place, or held in place exactly such that, in still photos from Getty Images or on the covers of magazines, they appear to not be held in place. You can rate each sideboob in the slideshow on a scale from one star ('Too much — this is tacky territory') to five ('Just a hint is beautiful')."

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deepomega (#1,720)

Looking forward to their cameltoe vertical.

narnio (#38)

@deepomega Sorry man, it's only a tag page:

katherine (#10,025)

HuffPo Sideboob really needs a style guide to solve the pressing linguistic question of whether it's one or two words oh god what am I even saying someone should actually literally shoot me

BadUncle (#153)

Canon should introduce Side Boob as a automatic setting on its cameras.

Brunhilde (#1,225)

Someone needs to brush up on their grasp of female anatomy, tacky-territory isn't even close to the sideboob.

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