Mike "Just One Donut" Bloomberg Will Outlive Us All

Mm, it’s Friday mornings on the radio with our wacky Mayor Mike.

Don’t you ever wonder how and when Mike Bloomberg’s going to die? I mean not in a hateful way! Just like: he’s an extremely good-looking 70-year-old! He looks as fit and plastic as one of those tiny horses! I wonder if he will outlive us all. Of course, Ed Koch is 87 and has treated his body like a garbage can and he’s still out and about complaining about everything. You just never know. Anyway, how many years do you want to trade off: would you not have a second donut ever, in exchange for another three weeks of life? It’s a real question. And is that really life?