Friday, June 15th, 2012

Mike "Just One Donut" Bloomberg Will Outlive Us All

Mm, it's Friday mornings on the radio with our wacky Mayor Mike.

Don't you ever wonder how and when Mike Bloomberg's going to die? I mean not in a hateful way! Just like: he's an extremely good-looking 70-year-old! He looks as fit and plastic as one of those tiny horses! I wonder if he will outlive us all. Of course, Ed Koch is 87 and has treated his body like a garbage can and he's still out and about complaining about everything. You just never know. Anyway, how many years do you want to trade off: would you not have a second donut ever, in exchange for another three weeks of life? It's a real question. And is that really life?

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petey (#8,666)

I see your second donut argument. Is dressing like a hooker dressing in a "a sporty way"? He wouldn't be the first mayor to don a dress.

Three weeks in February or three weeks in June? like today – the weather's really nice. If the extra weeks are in February I might go for the donuts.

@NotAndersonCooper – More to the point, three weeks at age 29, or three weeks at age 70?

Bloomie's big vice is salt. Staffers say he puts salt on everything, even already salty stuff like potato chips and salt bagels.

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