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Your Eyes Are Gay-Detecting Machines
"People have an inbuilt 'gaydar', which enables them to judge in the blink of an eye whether someone is gay or straight, a study at the University of Washington has found. And it is easier to judge a woman's sexuality than a man's – just from glancing at them."
Then this gay needs to get his eyes checked.
@Murgatroid "But with the blast shield down, I can't even see! How am I supposed to identify gays?"
"Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them. Stretch out with your feelings."
"…Leia. Leia is gay."
"Your insight serves you well. Bury your feelings deep down. They do you credit, but they could be made to serve the homosexuals."
An awful lot of people are gaynearsighted.
@Pop Socket: I hate to assign that kind of astigma to anyone.
Since when is 57% accuracy considered accurate? Heck, even scoring 67% used to mean I failed.
(For the record, my gaydar with women is WAY worse than with men.)
@derwood Most people I have recounted this story to agree that they are better at spotting men than women.
I refuse to even harbor a guess anymore. I am not so much naive as I am inattentive, seeing as I remember being shocked when George Michael came out.
@SuperMargie: Wow, I'll never look at Sports Machine the same way again.
@SuperMargie 15-year-old me had a huge crush on Rupert Everett. I was pretty…inattentive.