"A survey has concluded that around 11pm on a Saturday night is the most common time for a woman to feel amorous."
But more than 40 per cent of women living in Ireland were found to attempt sex more than three times a week.
Attempt? If you're doing it wrong, you're doing it wrong.
@Multiphasic Maybe it's a typo, and they actually "tempted sex," as in, "acted tempting in order to have the sex?" Or is that even sadder? I don't know.
@C_Webb I think acting tempted in order to have sex is the most saddest.
@Multiphasic We need a "MOST SADDEST" tag.
Is "By Alex Balk" not enough?
Well, I guess it's 11pm on a Saturday night somewhere!
I wonder what TV show ends at 10? Or is that when the pubs close?
I knew the Jäger was working.
That's just a plot point in Brighton Rock.
10:15 : waiting for confirmatory phonecall from amorous ladyfriend.
10:18 : phonecall! (finally!) ETA ~20 minutes. Must make house/self presentable.
10:20 : climb out of kitchen sink. Drippy tap a mood killer.
10:30 : finish tightening drippy tap, put away toolbox.
10:35 : turn off striplight, turn on mood lighting
10:38 : double-check hair. Quick backcomb + spray.
10:40 : doorbell!
11:00-on : SEXYTIMES.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose You've got to fix your sink before you fix her sink?
@Pandemic Endemic : I'm too subtle for my own good. There must be a cure for that.
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