Thursday, May 10th, 2012

When Women Want It

"A survey has concluded that around 11pm on a Saturday night is the most common time for a woman to feel amorous."


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Multiphasic (#411)

But more than 40 per cent of women living in Ireland were found to attempt sex more than three times a week.

Attempt? If you're doing it wrong, you're doing it wrong.

C_Webb (#855)

@Multiphasic Maybe it's a typo, and they actually "tempted sex," as in, "acted tempting in order to have the sex?" Or is that even sadder? I don't know.

Multiphasic (#411)

@C_Webb I think acting tempted in order to have sex is the most saddest.

C_Webb (#855)

@Multiphasic We need a "MOST SADDEST" tag.

melis (#1,854)

Is "By Alex Balk" not enough?

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

Well, I guess it's 11pm on a Saturday night somewhere!

C_Webb (#855)

I wonder what TV show ends at 10? Or is that when the pubs close?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

I knew the Jäger was working.

Matt (#26)

That's just a plot point in Brighton Rock.

10:15 : waiting for confirmatory phonecall from amorous ladyfriend.

10:18 : phonecall! (finally!) ETA ~20 minutes. Must make house/self presentable.

10:20 : climb out of kitchen sink. Drippy tap a mood killer.

10:30 : finish tightening drippy tap, put away toolbox.

10:35 : turn off striplight, turn on mood lighting

10:38 : double-check hair. Quick backcomb + spray.

10:40 : doorbell!

11:00-on : SEXYTIMES.

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

@Gef the Talking Mongoose You've got to fix your sink before you fix her sink?

@Pandemic Endemic : I'm too subtle for my own good. There must be a cure for that.

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