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"Fish that can survive out of water for 7 hours jumps down boy’s throat, gets stuck there for 14"
—I'm gonna pass on this one, but if it's that kind of thing that interests you, by all means.
Better a mullet in the gullet than a bass in the…
Back of a Volkswagon?
Then there are Walking Catfish. I've seen lots of them in Florida. They can walk from one pond to another.
Please, just nothing with tentacles. Too porny for my delicate sensibilities.