Thursday, May 3rd, 2012
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Now Anderson Cooper Is Destroying People's Lunch Hours One by One

Anderson Cooper will come around and personally try to ruin your life now, with hidden camera jerk pranks which take up peoples' lunch hours and hours of their lives that they'll never get back. Reports one victim: "ultimately what I felt was not anger or amusement but a profound helplessness. When it was a man being awful in the back of a restaurant, I couldn’t do anything. When it was an actor being awful in the back of a restaurant, I could do less. I had been working with rules that were not rules. I had made assumptions based on experience and observations, assumptions made invalid by a crew of people wedged in a small unisex bathroom."

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belltolls (#184)

Not Anderson Cooper ate my lunch once.

Moff (#28)

@belltolls: He once brought us cupcakes.

@belltolls @moff Hey, I've got a social experiment!

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@NotAndersonCooper I can just guess which body part you refer to as your "release form"

Moff (#28)

This would be pretty annoying, but she's maybe a little overwrought about the whole thing. Maybe it's facetious. I don't know.

Matt (#26)

MY RIGHTS WERE VIOLATED oh of course I will sign this release, sure, I get to be on TV.

Matt (#26)

Thank you based Idiocracy.

melis (#1,854)

Nobody ever gets any hours of their life back, though, so there's definitely that to consider whenever you want to use that phrase.

melis (#1,854)

Unless it's one of those NEW YORK THINGS I don't know about. Is it? It is, isn't it. It is, right? Isn't it?

roboloki (#1,724)

in new york lunch breaks you.

Bittersweet (#765)

@melis everyone is getting them back but you

Pandemic Endemic (#3,825)

I think everything would have been hunky dory if she had received the correct lunch.

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