I didn't know that we were done with the old AIDS, but I guess our short attention spans mean we always need something fresh.
She'll always be "GRIDS" to me, Balk.
Does that mean that we can go back to selling AYDS appetite-suppressing candy?
So, between the AIDS and the pleated khakis, I guess I'm really behind the times.
Well we know where the zombie strain comes from then.
Whoever chose "trypanosomes" in the "Next Massive Deadly Epidemic Vector," claim your prize.
"About a quarter of its victims eventually will develop enlarged hearts or intestines, which can fail or burst, causing sudden death."
/loses the will to live.
"Do you have Chagas' disease?" has been a standard question on the Red Cross blood donor questionnaire for YEARS. Something equally horrifying called babesiosis is on there, too. Do yourself a favor and don't Google either one.
If you are eligible, please donate some blood product.
If you are the Red Cross, please stop it with the stupid ban on gay male donors.
/steps off soapbox
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