Wednesday, May 2nd, 2012

Don't Pay Attention To The Moon This Weekend

This Saturday, at 11:34 PM, the moon is going to be all, "Hey, look at me, I'm so big! Come on, look at me!" I suggest we all stay indoors and ignore it, hurting its feelings so badly that it never comes by again. Suck it, stupid moon! Nobody cares about you!

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pepper (#676)

And with Newt Gingrich out of the race, those precious, precious moon colonies are just that much further out of reach.

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