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Cat Being Fat In Heaven Now
"We were in a race against time to get the weight off Meow before he developed complications from his obesity, and we lost."
—Sad news out of Santa Fe: Meow the cat has died. He was two years old, and rather overweight.







Oh no, where is Choire!
And our national obesity nightmare continues. . .
morbidly obese isn't a term we use just because it's cute.
@roboloki Why do we find this cute?! This is really sad.
@Jane Hu my point exactly. morbid obesity is never cute.
Heaven? Everyone knows that only dogs have souls, not cats.
There better be some extra-wide Purrly Gates in the sky.
You're just warming up for Summer of Death 2012, aren't you Alex? Well, you can stop it right now, sir.
If they were racing against time, couldn't they lypo a good bit of the fat out?
R.I.P. You died doing what you loved. Being a fat cat.