Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Your Stress Thoughts

Here is a list of "ten thoughts that may be stressing you out," but it doesn't include "They're on to me," "It can only get worse from here and it almost certainly will," "Are the Mormons going to posthumously baptize me?" or "I am all out of people to blame," which are usually the ones that get me going.


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"I'm losing my commenter star."

barnhouse (#1,326)

"They're on to me," good lord yes. They are, too.

Mount_Prion (#290)

Pretty much all my stress thoughts are related to OKCupid or aquarium fish. As for how the two are related, chicken:egg.

Multiphasic (#411)

@Mount_Prion You realize Plenty of Fish would streamline your emotional life considerably, yes?

BadUncle (#153)

Whatever those thoughts are, they're loaded in a font that makes me want to burn down a hotel.

Bittersweet (#765)

@BadUncle: "I shouldn't have thoughts about destruction of property."

myfanwy (#1,124)

@Bittersweet "I couldn't have thoughts about destruction of property."

The Schleswig-Holstein Question has really tumbled of late.

roboloki (#1,724)

the list is invalid because it didn't include
"do i need to stop for bourbon on the way home or do i have enough to induce a blackout?"

mathnet (#27)

"Does Balloon Boy have any friends?"

Smitros (#5,315)

What do they mean "may be"?

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

"When does that credit card rate go from 1.9% back to 49.99% again?"

liznieve (#7,691)

Am I ever going to be able to pay back my student loans, or am I resigned to a life of living in shitty neighborhoods and being a slave to my employer? WHEN DOES THE SADNESS STOP?

laurel (#4,035)

"This is not how it went down in '80s sitcoms."

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