Wednesday, April 18th, 2012
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Where You Can't Smoke Next

Pretty soon you won't even be allowed to smoke on your fire escape. It's like the mayor wants you to quit or something.

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BadUncle (#153)

Was a time when I thought I should be able to barbecue on my fire escape. In the aching light of the next day's sobriety, I thought of all those coals cascading on the sidewalk below, and was thankful the bodega was out of briquets.

Leon (#6,596)

It's about fucking time. I'm sick of all the exhaust wafting in my window from the BQE getting polluted with cigarette smoke.

liznieve (#7,691)

@Leon Saint-Jean
Yeah, and THANK GOD my interior space won't be invaded by neighbors smoking inside their own apartm… oh wait. Fuck you, Bloomberg.

liznieve (#7,691)

@liznieve
Heh, whoops, just actually read the article. But, pshhh, whatever. Still, fuck you, Bloomberg.

roboloki (#1,724)

if you start a fire in your apartment first i think you'll be okay.

KarlLaFong (#3,568)

Nobody likes a quitter. Except guys like Mike, whose growth was stunted from watching Newport ads during the Million Dollar Movie. Bitter, abstemious, boring. And those are his GOOD qualities.

@KarlLaFong You notice there's never any restrictions placed on being a schmendrick. Even in restaurants full of children working!

Spencer Lund (#2,331)

@KarlLaFong Newports make excellent vacation smokes.

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