Wednesday, April 18th, 2012

Where You Can't Smoke Next

Pretty soon you won't even be allowed to smoke on your fire escape. It's like the mayor wants you to quit or something.


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BadUncle (#153)

Was a time when I thought I should be able to barbecue on my fire escape. In the aching light of the next day's sobriety, I thought of all those coals cascading on the sidewalk below, and was thankful the bodega was out of briquets.

Leon (#6,596)

It's about fucking time. I'm sick of all the exhaust wafting in my window from the BQE getting polluted with cigarette smoke.

liznieve (#7,691)

@Leon Saint-Jean
Yeah, and THANK GOD my interior space won't be invaded by neighbors smoking inside their own apartm… oh wait. Fuck you, Bloomberg.

liznieve (#7,691)

Heh, whoops, just actually read the article. But, pshhh, whatever. Still, fuck you, Bloomberg.

roboloki (#1,724)

if you start a fire in your apartment first i think you'll be okay.

KarlLaFong (#3,568)

Nobody likes a quitter. Except guys like Mike, whose growth was stunted from watching Newport ads during the Million Dollar Movie. Bitter, abstemious, boring. And those are his GOOD qualities.

@KarlLaFong You notice there's never any restrictions placed on being a schmendrick. Even in restaurants full of children working!

Spencer Lund (#2,331)

@KarlLaFong Newports make excellent vacation smokes.

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