With the news that Monterrey is no longer a functioning city, with the police force literally controlled by organized crime, and Mexico City not much better, the old “I’m moving to Mexico if the Romney-Rubio ticket wins” is pretty much right out. And with the imminent collapse of the EU, moving to much of Europe—particularly Spain—seems like a not great idea. To what locale will disgruntled Americans (particularly those who can’t take the cold of Canada or Berlin or Sweden) pretend they’re going to relocate now in the event of a rightward turn in the White House? I guess Istanbul isn’t a bad choice, unless Iran gets nuked? Is the answer the newly trendy Montevideo???