Monday, April 16th, 2012
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The New Robot Prison Guards Are Here!


I was out of town all last week and didn't read the newspaper or turn on my computer or TV. What'd I miss? Oh, the new, friendlier-looking prison-guard robots are being field tested in South Korea. I was hoping they'd look that friendly! And they are equipped with a human-emotion monitoring system, to help prevent suicides so as to enable longer-term flesh harvesting. Good!

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roboloki (#1,724)

emoticons?

BadUncle (#153)

Hey, I think I saw a special on that thing at Adamandeve.com

SurgingSantorum (#214,904)

I don't know anything about programming a robot to recognize different activities, but I hope they spent time developing ways of figuring out how to identify when/if other prisoners are pissing into a bitch's ocular cavities.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOYeW864w3Q#t=105s

deepomega (#1,720)

- – - BRIBE MODE ACTIVATED – - – STAND BY FOR SMUGGLING IN 3 – 2 – 1 -

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

PLEASE PUT DOWN YOUR WEAPON. YOU HAVE 20 SECONDS TO COMPLY….
YOU NOW HAVE 15 SECONDS TO COMPLY.

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