Thursday, April 19th, 2012
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Pleasant-Sounding Name Not Totally Accurate

Until just moments ago I had no idea what a "Manhattan-powdered doughnut" was, and now I pine for that more innocent period of my life.

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roboloki (#1,724)

i was warned. why did i click that link?

melis (#1,854)

what's weird is I clicked on it still believing it was actually going to be about donuts

Rosebud (#4,107)

@roboloki Me too.

jolie (#16)

I … have a number of technical questions.

BadUncle (#153)

@jolie And Ms. Stevie Nicks will be happy to answer your questions.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@BadUncle Didn't she do a PSA in the 70s titled, "Save your septum, use your rectum?"

cherrispryte (#444)

@jolie I do too. I wish I didn't, but I do.

NinetyNine (#98)

@jolie Musto did a column about Booty Bumping and Disco Dumping years ago. RELEVANT TO YOUR INTERESTS: apparently the latter is a phrase that evolved because the activity resulted in stimulating a lot of your senses, so in venues where this was popular (one assumes it was limited to The Tunnel) one would often come across soiled undergarments left in the stalls.

deepomega (#1,720)

@jolie Didn't you ever cut both ends off a pixie stick and blow sugar dust up into the air? It's like that.

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

@deepomega: Wow, you have really bad air quality where you live.

ejcsanfran (#489)

@deepomega: But then how does the cocaine get from the air into your b-hole?

zidaane (#373)

@deepomega You could use this but, it's probably not as much fun.

pepper (#676)

It's the Brooklyn Red Velvet Cupcake you have to wonder about.

IBentMyWookie (#133)

@pepper Is that the one where you do heroin when you're on your period?

dado (#102)

This makes the Jersey City Hotplate look like child's play.

ejcsanfran (#489)

Just beware of the chocolate glazed…

#56 (#56)

"Amazeballs" needs to just die already! Yes. That is my takeaway.

City_Dater (#2,500)

There are already so many uncomfortable and aesthetically unpleasing ways to consume this substance — but this… it's almost like someone lost a bet.

BadUncle (#153)

I can't claim anything like first person experience on this issue. However, I've been lead to understand that this method alleviates that annoying post-nasal drip. And, no, it doesn't swap in the Olestra variant.

turd_sandwich (#5,660)

@BadUncle all well and good, but, like, would you know if you needed to poo? 'cause uppers have been known to cause pooing.

skahammer (#587)

I realise now it’s not an everyday thing for most people.

It's amazing the research you'll wind up (paying someone for) doing when you decide to write a memoir.

The Brooklyn-powdered doughnut is the same thing, except with artisanal cocaine.

Alternate take : Also, the "giver" first pastes a little fake moustache above the … oh, never mind.

untitled HD (#4,555)

Will it work with Afrin? Because I have been really
congested lately!

IsitcosEYEsWhite? (#234,985)

In sleepy little Dorset, they call it 'Powdering The Parson's Nose'…

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