Monday, April 30th, 2012

Killer Mildly Regretful

"Thinking back he wasn't a bad bloke, actually."
"A convicted killer has told a jury how he strangled his neighbour with a TV flex after he flew into a rage following unwanted sexual attention."

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Matt (#26)

TV Flexcrime Island would be a good name for a band, why the hell not?

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

I was confused by the "…it was the only way I knew." until I got to the phrase "I couldn't believe I'd committed another murder".

Also, what's a TV flex?

flossy (#1,402)

@Ham Snadwich Don't you just hate it when that happens?

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

@flossy – "It was the only way I knew {to murder someone/respond to an unwanted sexual advance/change the channel on the TV}."

flossy (#1,402)

@Ham Snadwich There you go again, committing another murder. Silly Ham Snadwich. Will you ever learn?

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

@flossy *sad trombone*

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