"Thinking back he wasn't a bad bloke, actually." —"A convicted killer has told a jury how he strangled his neighbour with a TV flex after he flew into a rage following unwanted sexual attention."
TV Flexcrime Island would be a good name for a band, why the hell not?
I was confused by the "…it was the only way I knew." until I got to the phrase "I couldn't believe I'd committed another murder".
Also, what's a TV flex?
@Ham Snadwich Don't you just hate it when that happens?
@flossy – "It was the only way I knew {to murder someone/respond to an unwanted sexual advance/change the channel on the TV}."
@Ham Snadwich There you go again, committing another murder. Silly Ham Snadwich. Will you ever learn?
@flossy *sad trombone*
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TV Flexcrime Island would be a good name for a band, why the hell not?
I was confused by the "…it was the only way I knew." until I got to the phrase "I couldn't believe I'd committed another murder".
Also, what's a TV flex?
@Ham Snadwich Don't you just hate it when that happens?
@flossy – "It was the only way I knew {to murder someone/respond to an unwanted sexual advance/change the channel on the TV}."
@Ham Snadwich There you go again, committing another murder. Silly Ham Snadwich. Will you ever learn?
@flossy *sad trombone*