Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012
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Is Lady Pretty? World Rushes To Debate

"While I’m no Elle Macpherson, I’m tall, slim, blonde and, so I’m often told, a good-looking woman. I know how lucky I am. But there are downsides to being pretty — the main one being that other women hate me for no other reason than my lovely looks."
—Who could have imagined that this would not go over well?

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Matt (#26)

Oh now you're just overcompensating, Balk.

Smitros (#5,315)

She's no Kelly Lebrock.

Ham Snadwich (#11,842)

Sure, why the hell not.

r'uh r'oh! This reminds me of when Michael "Stuff White People Like" Lewis rhapsodized in the New York Times about how his then-wife, Kate Boehner has the perfect derriere. NOTHING GOOD CAN COME OF THIS

stuffisthings (#1,352)

Have they started mocking her appearance on Jezebel yet?

oldtaku (#9,009)

That is not hate-ably pretty. Kate Upton, sure – you can hear the teeth grind from across the room.

BadUncle (#153)

Hey, I'm no Elle McPherson, either. If I were, I'd be spending a lot more time playing with my nipples.

roboloki (#1,724)

my looks seem so pretty but sometimes i worry about my looks.

dado (#102)

She's no Rielle Hunter, hey…wait a minute.

deepomega (#1,720)

"British hot"

stuffisthings (#1,352)

@deepomega So about 62F?

Smitros (#5,315)

@stuffisthings I think they're way smaller than that.

@deepomega That's the nearest metric equivalent of TV Ugly, right?

I can think of no other reason why this woman might be hated by every woman she meets

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

She and Chris Jones should get together to shoot the breeze.

ejcsanfran (#489)

Oh Camilla – this is no way to become Queen of Our Hearts.

ejcsanfran (#489)

And I'm pretty sure I bumped into her husband at Le Bears Den in Paris. And I do mean "bumped."

GailPink (#9,712)

She looks like a 16 year old tomboy.

O AN SHE UGLY

saythatscool (#101)

@TheHonJudgeSmails SMAILS. GOD I MISS YOU

jolie (#16)

@TheHonJudgeSmails SMAILS. WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN????

sigerson (#179)

@TheHonJudgeSmails – U.G.L.Y. – SHE AIN'T GOT NO ALIBI

La Cieca (#1,110)

"I am all that and a packet of crisps."

Niko Bellic (#1,312)

I'd rate her presentation effort as "looks like a drink and a compliment would get into her head faster than a roofie", a type that unsurprisingly gets the most drinks and the most compliments and (as a downside) very little else.

bitzyboozer (#6,867)

Her?

LondonLee (#922)

Really? My first thought was that I WOULD kick her out of bed if she farted.

Her original article reads like it was stolen straight from the Onion.

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