"When you wear jeans you become a citizen of the world."
Never before has the phrase "citizen of the world" been so synonymous with "chump."
What about when you wear jorts?
@C_Webb Did you say jegging shorts?
From Germany, naturlich!
But dressing yourself to blend in and erase any distinguishing status markers — this is a worthwhile principle, and probably underappreciated by the various style-related industrial complexes which pretend to have expert knowledge about what people wear, and why.
@skahammer We're all the same in our silver jumpsuits.
Clicking that link results in a very large picture of an ass that requires furious scrolling when in a public place. FYI.
@science is sexy@twitter I think that's a page from Peter Griffin's new coffee table book.
What about t-shirts with copyright violating jokes from teevee shows?
No, I just become a citizen of my pants, which welcomes huddled masses.
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