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David Rees' Pencil Sharpening Isn't LOCAL or ARTISANAL Any More
David Rees used to be a local artisanal pencil-sharpener, but now he's a SELL-OUT. Here's a 12-minute documentary to prove it!
Does he use local graphite?
Please, please just stop. Fred armisen just killed himself. With a fucking pencil.
Thank goodness all that beardy, twee, post-ironic, neo-sincerity has finally made people stupid enough to make irony hilarious again. 9/11 is finally over.
You must not be a fan. The hilarious irony of Get Your War On was the only thing that made 2002 in NYC bearable for me.