Tuesday, April 3rd, 2012
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Could There Be More Than One Stupid Moon?

"Everybody knows that there's just one moon orbiting the Earth. But a new study by an international team of astronomers concludes that everybody is dead wrong about that."
—Somebody go read the rest of this and tell me what the deal is; I just don't think I have the strength to face it today.

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Someone alert Haruki Murakami.

DMcK (#5,027)

I read it, and it's worse than you think. Let me know if you'd like me to go on.

theheckle (#621)

@DMcK Yeah, no, you don't want to know. Nothing good can come of this.

Evan Morris@twitter (#231,297)

Just finished Haruki Murakami's 1Q84. Incompetent. Infuriating. Inexplicable. The Plan Nine from Outer Space of modern literature.

skahammer (#587)

Why, having just one moon is no more natural than having a sexual relationship with just one person.

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