Thursday, March 29th, 2012

Today In "Be Afraid"

Sorry, ladies: "JUST one alcoholic drink a day can increase your risk of breast cancer, according to a new study…. no woman should have more than ONE alcoholic drink a day — and those at a higher risk because of their family history should avoid booze completely."

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Pop Socket (#187)

The WCTU applauds the replacement of morality with health concerns as the primary reason to rally against demon rum.

Dave Bry (#422)

Jesus Christ! So how are you supposed to pretend you're happy and live longer, then?

C_Webb (#855)

So basically I have to choose between my boobs and my bourbon? This is not as easy as you might think, especially since hey, I'm not getting any younger, and the girls aren't earning their keep the way they used to.

freetzy (#7,018)

Science has determined that just ONE glass of red wine either RAISES or LOWERS (o)estrogen levels to DANGEROUS or LIFE-SAVING levels that either CAUSE BREAST CANCER or PREVENT BREAST CANCER.

Bryan Keller (#3,804)

Sorry, straight people and lesbians still need to get laid.

GailPink (#9,712)

Well, this news comes a bit too late I'm afraid. Cheers!

What good is your health if you can't drink to it?

Eli Center@facebook (#230,920)

What experts? This "story" quotes a nurse, cites no actual studies, and is only half as long as the SUN quiz that follows. It's not news, it's link-bait – and we all just took a bite.

C_Webb (#855)

@Eli Center@facebook So you're saying I DON'T ACTUALLY have to choose between having two drinks and having both tits? THANK YOU!

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

@Eli Center@facebook *extends arm out to side, bends at elbow bringing pointing index finger to rest on tip of nose

hi! welcome to the awl!

Claire Zulkey (#6,639)

Well I guess this is the lone upside to being pregnant.

yamtoes (#214,495)

Sorry, I'll wait until it appears in the Daily Mail before changing my habits.

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