Tuesday, March 20th, 2012

The Mandarin Oriental's "Social Media Cocktails"

Oh no. "The Mandarin Oriental cocktail menu has social media cocktails." I guess they can't make a "LinkedIn Surprise" that consists of vomit and strands of hair.


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BadUncle (#153)

Off-menu: "The Predator," which comes pre-roofied.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

The brbon tumblr sounds like it would be quite enjoyable, except for the fact that reading the words makes me want to punch myself in the face.

SeanP (#4,058)

@boyofdestiny tumblr pnch, then?

SeanP (#4,058)

Ok, why is there no Awl cocktail?

melis (#1,854)

1 part cat medication
3 parts bourbon
2 parts screaming
1 part having Doctor Who on in the background

Twirl. Twirl. Twirl. Faster. Faster. Soak a cigarette in it. Collapse to the floor, hugging your knees. Pull at your hair fiercely, but not so hard you actually tear any out. Call your father but don't leave a message when you reach his voicemail. Air-pop some popcorn in a highly pointed and passive-aggressive manner at your landlord. Scream again, but more this time. No, not louder, just more.

C_Webb (#855)

@melis At some point in the screaming, tell the moon to go fuck itself.

melis (#1,854)

The moon has already been destroyed. You are the last living creature in this sorry galaxy. In between coughing fits, you look out what used to be your window at the sky – which is always black now – and find the absence of moon frightening. You wanted it gone, wanted everything gone, and now you have your wish.

melis (#1,854)

Geocities gimlets also available at the cache-only bar.

boyofdestiny (#1,243)

@melis I'll have an AOLd Fashioned, please.

BadUncle (#153)

@boyofdestiny That's the kind of cuteness that leads to menu items like Icanhazcheeseburger.

C_Webb (#855)

@BadUncle LOLtini?

stuffisthings (#1,352)

@melis I'm not going to say what's involved in the 4chan, except that you only need one cup.

keisertroll (#1,117)

I once drank a Microsoft BOB. It tasted like OK Soda and Zima.

saythatscool (#101)

I find the term Mandarin offensive.

roboloki (#1,724)

"the facebook" is equal parts sweet vermouth and bitters.

hman (#53)

You can delete your tumblr for way less than nineteen bucks.

Matt (#26)

@hman We care, hman.

Pop Socket (#187)

As delicious as that Brbon Tumbler sounds, I could get a handle of Jack and two liters of Coke for the price of two of those.

stuffisthings (#1,352)

@Pop Socket Drinking alone at home? I think that's called a "Google Plus"

keisertroll (#1,117)

@stuffisthings Google Wave is a Google Plus mixed with a MySpace Mojito served in an UGG.

This is stupid. Everyone knows Twitter users aren't old enough to drink.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

Will the Mandarin Oriental serve me in my microblogging pants?

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