Tuesday, March 6th, 2012
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Here's Another Thing To Blame The Moon For

"A century after the Titanic disaster, scientists have found an unexpected culprit of the crash: the moon." This is something of a quandary for me, because I also hate the Titanic, but I hate the stupid moon even more. So, DAMN YOU MOON! You made the old lady throw it into the ocean at the end! Etc.

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deepomega (#1,720)

Wouldn't Titanic have been better if it ended with the moon falling from the sky and crushing Celine Dion as the credits rolled?

GailPink (#9,712)

Now THAT is an interesting article!

"Forensic Astrologists"? I don't care if it has a wikipedia page, I refuse to believe this is a thing.

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