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"A new law is threatening to cut short the purrs of delight, which don't just come from the pets each night." A new curfew law threatens Tokyo cat cafes. We'll stay on this important news story as it develops!!!
Wait – entering a room filled with cats after a long day of work is supposed to reduce anxieties?
@BadUncle Compared to the bear cafe down the street, Yes.
@NotAndersonCooper I thought they only congregated at dance clubs.
@BadUncle Or at the maul.
That's not a "cat cafe"! Cats neither eat there nor (just covering my linguistic bases) are eaten.
Call it by its right name: a cat whorehouse
@bassknives A cat massage parlor? Where the customer does all the massaging? Unless the kitties are in a dough-making mood?
@laurel
Yes, the metaphor is leaky. I was thinking this way:
The customers get the "stress relief" and the kitties loll around on couches between appointments.
I once went to a cat cafe in Korea and it was the BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Videos that autoplay?! No, Emily. Please, just … no.
I demand less cats on the Awl. Unless they're dead at the end of it.