Tuesday, February 28th, 2012
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The Day Of The Dord

Happy Dord Day. Dord dord dord dord dord! Try to use it in conversation. "Don't be such a dord," you can say to someone who is acting particularly dordly. Even though this is not, strictly speaking, the true meaning of the word dord, the fact is that the word dord has no true meaning, so you can adapt it to whatever specific purposes you choose. Dord it up! Follow your dord! Dord like the dord! Etc. It's wide open. Dord.

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WTD?

Tulletilsynet (#333)

@NotAndersonCooper
ROTDLMFAO

roboloki (#1,724)

dord > smurf

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Slow dord day?

LL Smooth J (#174,779)

"I wanna be a dord"

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Now I wanna be your dord.

@SidAndFinancy : These are not the dords you're looking for.

deepomega (#1,720)

I'm getting tired of your esquivalience.

Tulletilsynet (#333)

@deepomega

D'Ord!

rolandcrosby (#1,480)

Blade Runner, starring Harrison Dord?

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

My dord itches.

whizz_dumb (#10,650)

In related news, pronk.

Dave Bry (#422)

"Thou shalt not take the name of the DORD thy God in vain; for the DORD will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain."

Tulletilsynet (#333)

@Dave Bry
On the internet, nobody knows you're a dord.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

How do we know it's pronounced like "lord" and not like "word"?

Tulletilsynet (#333)

@scroll_lock
It rhymes with "word" because originally "dord" is "turd" as pronounced in the nasally congested dialect of Tlön, specifically denoting the sandy excrementa of stone lice (see The Repertorium of Lexical Lapses).

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