Thursday, February 16th, 2012

Spencer's Gifts Is Now A Health Food Store

Oh, Dave Berrgren of KARE, I feel your shame in having to end your report on the fact that people are eating Chia seeds with the line, "Experts suggest give Ch-Chia a ch-ch-try." There's no way a man can spit that out and still feel good about himself.


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BoxMeowBox (#215,449)

Helped my niece with a Chia pet once. The wet seeds were like frog spawn. The fact that people are consuming these is just… blyearch.

oudemia (#177)

Some hippy-dippy baby food I buy touts the presence of SALBA: THE SUPER GRAIN™. It's Ch-ch-ch-chia.

hockeymom (#143)

I think bald guy poses a good question…what if it grows INSIDE OF YOU?

keisertroll (#1,117)

Fake poo does make a powerful appetite suppressant.

jbsquare (#793)

the tarahumara, a mexican tribe who made the use of chia seeds (in tea) famous are also know for their peyote consumption. After trying this chia shit for a few months I think I realize and feeling no health benefits I think I was using the wrong seed so to speak

Spencer Lund (#2,331)

There's no way to shop at Spencer's Gifts and feel good about yourself.

Smitros (#5,315)

@Spencer Lund I got my Scarface talking pen there, so I'm good with them.

skyslang (#11,283)

Uh, not to be all mr. health guy, but the seeds used in chia pets are not the same as the chia seeds they sell in health food stores. News anchors, learn to use the internets!

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