Friday, February 10th, 2012
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George Clooney Has Those Terrible Doors

Hate those doors.

But! From elsewhere in this bizarre video tour of his house: "That’s Einstein, that’s my dog. I was given the dog from a lovely shelter, but they’d gotten it from a place where they… take ’em out. He’s a fun dog." Which, aww, yay.

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Matt (#26)
gregorycraigory (#13,983)

@Matt Ha! You win.

Matt (#26)

Agreed.

freetzy (#7,018)

@Matt You'd have a harder time finding a video of good Doors.

lawyergay (#220)

I know this may sound completely insane, but those doors are making me reevaluate everything I ever thought about George Clooney. I think we're still good, though.

Mr. B (#10,093)

Straight people don't know from doors, OK?

BadUncle (#153)

FWIW, he could have gotten his doors from a door shelter.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@BadUncle – He was looking for closure and found it.

BadUncle (#153)

@scroll_lock Yes, but also looks like a knob in the process.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

@BadUncle – I think he's unhinged.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Hideous doors AND not even a built-in microwave?! Tsk, tsk.

C_Webb (#855)

I'd hit that. (The door, I mean. With a hatchet.)

C_Webb (#855)

@C_Webb Who am I kidding. I'd hit him too, hatchetless.

scroll_lock (#4,122)

Is he using a blue rinse on his hair now? Has he crossed over into OLD MAN territory?!

The doors were Randy Gerber's idea, he interior designed the house. I would have much rather seen the previous iteration (empty pizza boxes, girl from last night walking by in George's tee in background…)

jfruh (#713)

Wait wait, the dog's name is Einstein? DID DOC BROWN SEND HIS DOG IN A DELOREAN FROM 1985 TO THE 2010S AND GEORGE CLOONEY ADOPTED IT???

jfruh (#713)

@jfruh Also, at least the doors don't look like this, which is what every hideous door from Home Depot looks like now.

Also also, if you put "doors" into Google Image Search, Jim Morrison et al. come up quite low in the list, which, yay!

C_Webb (#855)

@jfruh When people in my neighborhood take the beautiful old doors out of brownstones and replace them with those monstrosities, I want to cry.

hman (#53)

He flips his half-empty bottle of mustard upside-down? I DO THAT TOO!

Cocky Bravado (#212,693)

@hman Celebrities, they're just like us.

Forget about the doors, THOSE JEANS!?!?!?!?

City_Dater (#2,500)

@Clarence Rosario

I'm sitting at my desk shaking my head and whispering "George Clooney wears Dad Jeans."

Even more than those doors, this might finally put an end to those "Clooney is deeply closeted" rumors.

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