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Fictional Drugs In Order Of How Useful They Would Be To Me Right Now
14. Sex Packets
13. Glint
12. DMZ
11. Vitameatavegamin
10. Comanapracil
9. Gleemonex
8. Teamocil
7. Repressitol
6. Morphling
5. Novril
4. Focusyn
3. Aslan
2. Abulinix
1. NZT-48
you know, adderall is actually REAL
@bennimaddi I learned while researching this that there's an episode of South Park that features a drug called "Ritalout" which negates the effects of Ritalin, and I feel like that … would come in handy …sometimes … for some people
@Emily lol "researching this"
all you need to do is go to Bed Bath & Beyond n' get some bath salts.
There were only a couple of flipper babies.
@laurel – Which one of these dogs says "Gleemonex for peeeee-eeeets"?
Soma!! Oh and Pyro.
@barnhouse : Let's just be glad that Mugwump jism, Substance D, and Nuke failed to make the list.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose Nice hive except YOU'RE WRONG.
@barnhouse I heard from some rave girl who was from Arizona that you can buy a drug in Mexico called Soma. Definitely not the real thing though.
I had some ice-nine, but I was kidding around and dropped it into the Atlantic.
@atipofthehat I wonder if we're in the same Karass.
NUKE.
Drencrome.
Mrs. Hurdicure? MRS. HURDICURE??!!??
Dord.
Hallorex.[SIC]
No U4EA?
Retcon
Flyover! Greenlite!
I just love that there is an around-the-web link entitled "15 No-Fail Ways to Stop Smoking." Because nothing says "no-fail" like fourteen more attempts.
Do red tops and WMDs count?
Melange!
@melis I really really just want to have eyes that are entirely blue. And see into the future.
JJ180!
Quietus.
@Urbania i almost said that but didn't want anyone to worry.
@Urbania – Quietus is also a real product! Marketed for tinnitus…
I'd say SQUID from that awesome 90s cyberpunk movie Strange Days is a kind of a drug.
Arethamycin.
I could really use some Supercool, myself.
Dylar.
The Blunt Amendment
Another vote for taking a soma holiday.
My uncle's version of Homocil was an extra Bud Light while watching baseball.
At times like that, I turn to Damitol
What, no Yellow Bentines
Poof the magic clear all.
How about a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends?