14. Sex Packets
you know, adderall is actually REAL
@bennimaddi I learned while researching this that there's an episode of South Park that features a drug called "Ritalout" which negates the effects of Ritalin, and I feel like that … would come in handy …sometimes … for some people
@Emily lol "researching this"
all you need to do is go to Bed Bath & Beyond n' get some bath salts.
There were only a couple of flipper babies.
@laurel – Which one of these dogs says "Gleemonex for peeeee-eeeets"?
Soma!! Oh and Pyro.
@barnhouse : Let's just be glad that Mugwump jism, Substance D, and Nuke failed to make the list.
@Gef the Talking Mongoose Nice hive except YOU'RE WRONG.
@barnhouse I heard from some rave girl who was from Arizona that you can buy a drug in Mexico called Soma. Definitely not the real thing though.
I had some ice-nine, but I was kidding around and dropped it into the Atlantic.
@atipofthehat I wonder if we're in the same Karass.
Mrs. Hurdicure? MRS. HURDICURE??!!??
I just love that there is an around-the-web link entitled "15 No-Fail Ways to Stop Smoking." Because nothing says "no-fail" like fourteen more attempts.
Do red tops and WMDs count?
@melis I really really just want to have eyes that are entirely blue. And see into the future.
@Urbania i almost said that but didn't want anyone to worry.
@Urbania – Quietus is also a real product! Marketed for tinnitus…
I'd say SQUID from that awesome 90s cyberpunk movie Strange Days is a kind of a drug.
I could really use some Supercool, myself.
The Blunt Amendment
Another vote for taking a soma holiday.
My uncle's version of Homocil was an extra Bud Light while watching baseball.
At times like that, I turn to Damitol
What, no Yellow Bentines
Poof the magic clear all.
How about a drug that gives worms to ex-girlfriends?
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