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Eat To Forget
"We all recognize that overeating can cause weight gain, but now new research suggests excessive calorie consumption can double the risk of memory loss in older adults."
Huh?
I just heard a thousand internet trolls, now senior citizens, saying "you're fat and stupid, you're fat and stupid."
Also not sleeping makes now makes you forgetful in your old age:
http://gizmodo.com/5885316/sleeping-better-now-helps-prevent-memory-loss-when-youre-old
I feel like we're conspiring against ourselves!