Monday, February 13th, 2012

Don't Talk Smack About Jennifer Hudson

"Woman-beating rage-broccoli Chris Brown lip-synced his single 'Turn Up The Music' (without being threatened by Sir Elton John) and danced roughly as well as a third-rate Chicago footwork dancer. He ended his performance by back-flipping off the stage, though sadly not off the earth."
Good riddance to bad garbage. We will largely sign on to this take on last night's Grammys, although casting Jennifer Hudson's rendition of "I Will Always Love You" as "technically adequate," Sasha Frere-Jones, is a full-on LIE and not at all okay. Also congratulations go to Grammy winner Betty White—beating out Tina Fey… and Val Kilmer. Who knew.

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RonMwangaguhung (#3,697)

I watched with sheer disgust as the music industry waved their hands back and forth cheering woman-beating Chris Brown, then flipped the remote to watch Portlandia. Too much amoral ass in that grammy room

LondonLee (#922)

Thank God Chris Brown was rubbish so I didn't have the moral dilemma of enjoying someone who likes to punch ladies.

davidwatts (#72)

Catholics must be really happy this week! Between that idiotic, cynical mess where they got to be 'outraged' (on TV!) with the President, to Nicki Minaj momentarily being confused as to what decade she lives in and deciding it would be 'controversial' to irritate them, well, they haven't been so relevant since Pope Sixtus IV issued Exigit Sinceras Devotionis Affectus in 1478, paving the way for the Spanish Inquisition!

Matt (#26)

Did you know Val Kilmer was Batman.

melis (#1,854)

So that's where he gets all those wonderful toys.

tigolbitties (#2,150)

I can't believe SFJ didn't even touch on that shitastic Nicki Minaj number….

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