Thursday, February 16th, 2012

A Book That Seeks to Educate Women About Losers

I'm not sure that I'm sold on this new book, but I'm DEFINITELY pro any venture that is in favor of real-talking women about straight men. People don't break up with people enough! Go on, break up with someone today! If you love something and it doesn't love you right back, stab it until it loves you correctly!


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Bridget Callahan (#5,234)

I feel sometimes like that third promise is directly in opposition to the first two.

City_Dater (#2,500)

@Bridget Callahan

Oh, no question, it absolutely is.

katherine (#10,025)

Man. Two days after Valentine's.

jolie (#16)

Become the Woman Every Guy Wants!

Oh honey.

@jolie An inflatable fuck doll filled with beer?

@jolie Good news! The authors changed that subtitle, based on the complaints here, apparently?? They agreed the irony wasn't working. Now it ends in "Become Your Strongest Self."


jolie (#16)

@Choire Sicha So now it's an Oprah Book Club pick? FASCINATING, INDEED!

paperbackwriter (#2,844)

Am I the only one reading that as Maybe He's Just An Asshole?

KenWheaton (#401)

@paperbackwriter Chris Brown?

flossy (#1,402)

Say it taint so!

Bittersweet (#765)

If you love something and it doesn't love you right back, stab it until it loves you correctly!

Cross-stitching this on a pillow this weekend.

Is this more or less urgent than helping (certain) straight women dump the dead weight of their undermining gay man friends? It could be called, maybe, "Just Because You See Yourself as a Hag Doesn't Mean I Want To Be Called a Fag: Maybe This Relationship Is Based on Unearned Trust." Or, "I Am Not Joking, I Will Knife the Next Person Who Says – Admiringly – I Look Like Stanford Blatch."

@Charismatic Megafauna HEY I'M RIGHT HERE.

barnhouse (#1,326)

No no no. Oh my golly, it plunges one into depression just reading the title.

dham (#4,652)

By the time I got to the end of the title, I needed the inevitable "How to painlessly kill yourself" sequel.

Lockheed Ventura (#5,536)


Libs (#217,604)

How am i the only one who thinks this is AWESOME?? okay, cheesy subtitle but hallelujah that someone finally wrote a book that describes the problem at the core of my love life!

The next AwlBawl stabbing is on you, Sicha.

SeanP (#4,058)

@sorry your heinous I never even knew Choire was British.

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

Is the title a Dan Chiasson quote? I think it might be.

People starting and continuing bad relationships is pretty much one of the major reasons so many people are fucked.

ugh, just watched waiting to exhale. all the real straight dude talks you need are in there

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