"Per Se actually has a list of people who aren’t allowed to go back. There’s a range of behavior that’s appropriate. We can accommodate wacky people, and for the most part, 95 percent of the guests are well behaved. Then you have the couple that goes and has sex in the bathroom—that happens quite a lot. You have people who throw up—they throw up a lot. There was one woman—it was a VIP tasting menu, I remember this: She just threw up on the table, in the middle of an extended tasting menu. They cleaned it up, and she 'boot-and-rallied.' She finished the meal."
—Now you know what to do when your worst fear comes to pass and you barf right at the table at Per Se.
Monday, January 9, 2012
20
#oxiclean
I thought this was why women carry clutches. To barf in. (At Per Se.)
@deepomega That's the only possible reason for a murse.
@deepomega A clutch purse would hold only a dainty, Kate Spade sort of barf.
@C_Webb You mean "craft vom," of course.
Living with animals, I'm used to the cat dropping a mouse at my feet, or the dog horking up some vile treat. So, were I at per se, I'd probably pull out the "Nature's Miracle" and see if she'd been eating a cow's hoof.
Mr. Creosote would approve.
@MisterHippity It was just a wafer-thin mint.
I thought this was a Python-Reenactment-Free Zone.
@MisterHippity "How do feel?"
"Better. Better bring a bucket."
Just keep at it! Don't let vomit slow you down!
Um, this is why I have the frisée salad as my main. Even at Per Se. Especially at Per Se.
She made it past the elimination round. Nyuk.
When applied to food, isn't "boot and rally" really "(binge and) purge and binge?" Or is it different if you purge in public?
I'm going to go ahead and assume the alt-text is a Batman Returns reference, because I need that today.
It was the Waygu Beef Carpaccio paired with the Ipecac foam sauce that might have done it.
Per Se can shove it. Thank you.
It was't really a barf Per se, it was more of a regurgitation.
The boot-and-rally woman is my own personal Jesus.
When cleansing your palate just isn't enough.