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Thursday, January 19, 2012

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The Seasons, In Order, As Ranked During The Season In Which One Is Considering The Seasons

Winter
4. Winter
3. Fall
2. Summer
1. Spring

Spring
4. Summer
3. Winter
2. Spring
1. Fall

Summer
4. Summer
3. Winter
2. Spring
1. Fall

Fall
4. Winter
3. Summer
2. Fall
1. Spring

43 Comments / Post A Comment

Eric Spiegelman
Eric Spiegelman (#3,968)

You forgot pilot season

jolie
jolie (#16)

YOU FORGOT MOTHERFUCKING NEGRONI SEASON!!

armagnacforbreakfast

@jolie IT'S THE BEST SEASON. FUCK FALL!

mathnet
mathnet (#27)

Precisely why I live in Season-All.

melis
melis (#1,854)

"Season-Awl"

Murgatroid
Murgatroid (#2,904)

You forgot the season of the witch, etc.

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

Wrong. They are all the best, because the climate is temperate and it rarely rains and never gets cold.

boyofdestiny
boyofdestiny (#1,243)

@deepomega Quiet, you.

Odm
Odm (#11,228)

@deepomega If there's no weather, what do you talk about when you want to make meaningless small talk?

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

@Odm Earthquakes, severed limbs, wildfires, the 405...

Clarence Rosario

Disappointed. I came here expecting to read about paprika.

jolie
jolie (#16)

@Clarence Rosario Cripes, can you imagine the riot that would start around here if they ever published "Spices, In Order"??? OREGANO ABOVE ROSEMARY YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING ME!!

boyofdestiny
boyofdestiny (#1,243)

@jolie I'm already girding myself for that battle.

jolie
jolie (#16)

@boyofdestiny I guess I'd better start writing? Because I mean? Fuck dill is all I'm sayin'...

Flaneur
Flaneur (#998)

@jolie It's all about thyme, and I will brook no disputation.

Moon-bat
Moon-bat (#8,662)

@Flaneur
BASIL.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

@jolie: Get to it. We obviously need your guidance.

jfruh
jfruh (#713)

@jolie NOBODY SPEAKS ILL OF DILL!!!! DILL 4 LYFE GOD DAMN IT

Mr. B
Mr. B (#10,093)

Um, excuse me GARLIC SALT.

jolie
jolie (#16)

@Mr. B That's a separate Listicle. "Salts, In Order."

Mr. B
Mr. B (#10,093)

@jolie

5. Table Salt
4. Ball Sweat Salt
3. Kosher Salt
2. Sea Salt
1. Garlic Salt

Brunhilde
Brunhilde (#1,225)

Herbs, In Order? Fresh vs. Dried?

Spices? Pepper for #1 all the way!

Clarence Rosario

Goya Adobo or GTFO.

whizz_dumb
whizz_dumb (#10,650)

@Mr. B Laury's seasoned salt, duh.

laurel
laurel (#4,035)

Cumin.

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

Is Old Bay a seasoning or a salt? Or both?

SeanP
SeanP (#4,058)

@jolie Holy crap, don't give them ideas.

Mr. B
Mr. B (#10,093)

Summer is just the worst.

Bittersweet
Bittersweet (#765)

@Mr. B: Commie.

Mr. B
Mr. B (#10,093)

I, however, like fall in the fall.

jfruh
jfruh (#713)

@Mr. B & jfruh = season soul siblings

Bus Driver Stu Benedict

< img src="http://www.theawl.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/fall.jpg" alt="" title="Clearly the winner" ...

laurel
laurel (#4,035)

I shouldn't be, but I'm surprised by how wrong this is.

theheckle
theheckle (#621)

As one of east-coast-type origin, I identify with this list, with some slight tweaking here and there. In Colorado, it seems that while in fall, winter is the best season because of the skiing. Never mind the random yeti attacks and the god damned ice.

DMcK
DMcK (#5,027)

FALL
FALL
FALL
FALL

Summer is just...obscene.

NotAndersonCooper

Winter is always #4. It sucks. Even in miserable summer heat, winter still sucks. Because of the temperature is why it sucks. It's cold! And cold is worse than allergies, sweating, humidity, men with shorts or whatever troubles you in the summer

Cord_Jefferson
Cord_Jefferson (#2,111)

1. Los Angeles

deepomega
deepomega (#1,720)

@Cord_Jefferson MMHMM

BoHan
BoHan (#29)

If you live in Texas, you only wish for Fall. Always Fall. Everything else is suicidey.

Joey Camire
Joey Camire (#6,325)

@BoHan +7 for use of suicidey.

SeanP
SeanP (#4,058)

Hunting season.

whizz_dumb
whizz_dumb (#10,650)

Season of the Witch

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0479997/

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