"This issue brings up a longstanding debate within the Bigfoot community: Would be ethical to shoot and kill a Bigfoot? Some say yes, because that's the only way to prove they exist, and once proof is found, funds could be made available to protect them as an endangered species. Others say no — that because Bigfoot sightings are so rare, they must have very small populations and killing one might drive the animals to extinction. Shooting a suspected Bigfoot with tranquilizer darts is an option that has gained some steam. Ethics and the lethal-or-nonlethal debate aside, there's a good reason aiming your gun at a Bigfoot could be a bad idea: It might be illegal."

If he can't stay away from my picanic baskets then he's just endangering himself, nome-sayin? I take my mountainside idylls seriously, motherfuckers.
There's a "bigfoot community"? What a fascinating place that must be.
Honest question: could this have also been categorized as a "What a world" piece?
What about snare traps?
Ernie Henderson: Shoot it!
George Henderson: It's dead.
Ernie Henderson: Shoot it anyway!
'We had to destroy the Bigfoot in order to save it.'