"Revellers in Manchester have been warned to be on their guard following a spate of thefts by 'hugger muggers,' who cuddle their target while picking their pockets." Hugger muggers! Now all I have to do is come up with a rhyme for "stabbers" and I can predict the next crime wave.

Another reason to recoil from shambling golems slurring "I love you, maaaaan."
"blabber stabbers" After mouthing off in a bar, they stab you!
@NotAndersonCooper I thought the same thing, but went with Jabber Stabbers.
@C_Webb
That's when you can't escape from a jabberer tactfully, and also he stabs you.
Combine w/ the Irish Travellers. Stabber Grabbers
First they sing "The Winner Takes It All," then they knife you: the Abba Stabbers.
@La Cieca Knowing me, stabbing you.
"Stabbing you; couldn't escape if you wanted to ..."
These people must feel terrible now: http://www.huggermugger.com/
Drabber stabbers, dressed all in taupe.
In what way was HUGCRIME unfit for tagging?
Dabber stabbers for the light touch.
Flabber Stabbers for fast weight lose.
Halabbers stabbers sounds fishy to me.