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Friday, January 13, 2012

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Hugcrime Island

"Revellers in Manchester have been warned to be on their guard following a spate of thefts by 'hugger muggers,' who cuddle their target while picking their pockets." Hugger muggers! Now all I have to do is come up with a rhyme for "stabbers" and I can predict the next crime wave.

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BadUncle
BadUncle (#153)

Another reason to recoil from shambling golems slurring "I love you, maaaaan."

NotAndersonCooper

"blabber stabbers" After mouthing off in a bar, they stab you!

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

@NotAndersonCooper I thought the same thing, but went with Jabber Stabbers.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

@C_Webb
That's when you can't escape from a jabberer tactfully, and also he stabs you.

Brooklyn Battery

Combine w/ the Irish Travellers. Stabber Grabbers

La Cieca
La Cieca (#1,110)

First they sing "The Winner Takes It All," then they knife you: the Abba Stabbers.

My Number Is My Address

@La Cieca Knowing me, stabbing you.

C_Webb
C_Webb (#855)

"Stabbing you; couldn't escape if you wanted to ..."

Jonah W@twitter
Jonah W@twitter (#205,069)

These people must feel terrible now: http://www.huggermugger.com/

Benja
Benja (#149,133)

Drabber stabbers, dressed all in taupe.

Tulletilsynet
Tulletilsynet (#333)

In what way was HUGCRIME unfit for tagging?

grandpa27
grandpa27 (#804)

Dabber stabbers for the light touch.

grandpa27
grandpa27 (#804)

Flabber Stabbers for fast weight lose.

grandpa27
grandpa27 (#804)

Halabbers stabbers sounds fishy to me.

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