Friday, January 27th, 2012

Ferris Bueller Revisited

"A friend once told me that he thought — knew, actually — that Alan Ruck's character Cameron was obviously fucking Ferris' girlfriend behind his back. Next time you see the move, pay close attention to Cameron and Sloane. You'll never unsee it."


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Andy Rosenberger (#3,872)

Not a huge Cracked fan, but #4 here absolutely blew my mind, and is how I prefer to think of the movie now:

melis (#1,854)

@Andy Rosenberger Right? How can Ferris get cuckolded when Ferris clearly doesn't exist?

dntsqzthchrmn (#2,893)

It's obvious Ferris's girlfriend gets along better with Cameron than with Ferris (anybody would), but it also seems clear that no matter how much richer than Ferris's Cameron's daddy is, nobody is buying the sad puppy act yet — that will have to wait until college.

deepomega (#1,720)

I kind of can't stand that movie

Bobby Womack (#4,074)

@deepomega You are forgiven because your avatar comes from a great comic. And even if you don't like the story, it's fun to switch between pictures of young Matthew Broderick and old Matthew Broderick to be reminded of one's own mortality.

jolie (#16)

Oh God, just like how you can't unsee Tom Cruise's BIG STEP in Top Gun. People who know, know.

@jolie : I am now contractually obligated to link to this. You're welcome.

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