"The average dog causes three family rows a week – as owners argue over where it can sleep and who should take it for walks, a survey has found."
The constant drinking probably doesn't help.
The owners are likely pretty sozzled too.
Now, multiply that by infinite, and you get the average rows per child.
So stay out of canoes. Why is this hard?
Another reason why cats rule and dogs drool.
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