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This Is A Very Special Video
You'll need to stick with this one until about the 2:20 mark. After that you're free to do whatever you'd like, but my guess is you'll hang around, ensorcelled by its magical somethingness. Ladies and gentlemen, "The King That Never Was." [Via]
I'm worried about how little cleavage there is in this video.
@deepomega I guess we can check "women that are simultaneously objectified and depicted as threats" off on the Heavy Metal Signifiers checklist.
Noooooope, that never improved.
Can someone please help me place the accent of our fair narrator from the opening? "Princess whirrer"? Upper midwest, maybe?
@jfruh Cleveland! Filmed mere miles from my boyhood home, actually.
These dudes put the romance in necromancer.
I dub thee "Dad-metal".
Huh. I was quite sure this subject was covered here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CuHEFhY5nQ
This makes me think of bored middle-school boys sketching swords and princesses in the margins of their geometry textbooks.
I can't imagine why.
What was special about the 2:20 mark?
@SeanP : The lead singer's terrible t-shirt finally wears out its welcome?
Personally, I prefer 0:53, where the horse is all "oh, is that a shield? Perhaps it is good for eating" and they have to cheat with the camera.
Definitely not a jew.
the mistake was in making a fan video for Spinal Tap's lost sessions.