Tuesday, December 6th, 2011

The Riot Police Sandwich Crisis

"The quality of sandwiches offered to police during this summer's riots has emerged as one of the top complaints from frontline officers involved in tackling the disorder, a report has revealed…. Officers complained in 'vast numbers' about the choice of sandwich fillings from the catering teams, saying tuna, chicken and egg sandwiches which have a 'limited shelf life’ left them exposed to the risk of food poisoning and were 'disgusting after sitting around in a warm van'."

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roboloki (#1,724)

oppression be hard.

riotnrrd (#840)

The trains may run on time, but the snacks are terrible.

deepomega (#1,720)

And such small portions riot shields!

freetzy (#7,018)

Throw some ploughman's pickle on it. That stuff should kill any bacteria.

stuffisthings (#1,352)

"The report also [...] says that extendable batons collapsed on themselves after one strike and other batons snapped in half when used." See, this would never happen in America. Our truncheons are strong and sturdy!

SidAndFinancy (#4,328)

Adding, "Also disgusting after sitting around in a warm van? White people with dreadlocks."

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